FRIDAY, MAY 22, 2026VOL. XXVI · NO. 17
Cars

Citroën Priced the New 2CV at $17,000 and Dared You to Apologize for It

Europe is reviving its most cheerfully humble car as an EV — and the whole project is an argument America stopped being willing to make.

By Chasing Seconds · MAY 22, 20263 minute read

Photo · Carscoops

There's a version of this story where the new Citroën 2CV is a nostalgia play. Soft-focus press renders, a heritage badge, a price tag that climbs toward respectability before anyone notices. That version would be dishonest, and Citroën apparently didn't make it.

What they made — confirmed for a 2028 arrival, with a Paris Motor Show reveal coming — is a fully electric car priced below $17,500, built in Europe, and named after something that spent 42 years proving that a car doesn't owe you anything except transportation. The Autopian called it "dirt-cheap" in a headline and meant it as a compliment. That framing is the whole story.

What Cheap Actually Costs

The case against affordable cars, as it's usually made, goes like this: nobody wants them, they're not profitable, and the segment is dying anyway. In America, that argument has mostly won. Subcompacts have been disappearing for years, their shelf space taken by crossovers with ambient lighting and 11-inch screens and aspirational nameplates that nobody asked for but everyone apparently ordered.

Europe didn't follow the same script. As The Autopian observed across its coverage, subcompacts are having a resurgence there — not despite the pressure toward bigger and more expensive, but partly because of it. Someone looked at EVs creeping toward $40,000, $50,000, and beyond, and decided the correct response was to go the other direction hard. InsideEVs framed it plainly: Citroën is bringing back the 2CV because EVs got too expensive. Not in spite of the market. Because of it.

That's a different kind of confidence. Not the confidence of a brand that thinks it can charge you more. The confidence of one that decided the problem worth solving is access.

Motor1 noted the official language around the revival: making mobility accessible to all. That kind of line usually lives in a press release and dies there. Here, the price point is the argument. $17,000 for a new electric car, made in Europe, arriving in 2028 — that's not a talking point. That's a commitment you can hold someone to.

The Car That Was Never Embarrassed

The original 2CV had a 42-year run. Carscoops called it France's slowest famous car, which is accurate and also undersells it — slow was never the insult, because the car was never pretending to be fast. It was light, simple, and honest about what it was built to do. That honesty is the thing being revived here, and it's rarer now than horsepower figures or range estimates.

What I keep coming back to is the framing The Autopian used: everything aspirational, soft-touch, and as a result, expensive. That's not a description of a few cars. That's a description of an entire industry's posture over the past decade — the idea that a car should always be reaching toward something more than it is, that affordability is a starting point you escape rather than a value you defend.

The 2CV was never reaching. It arrived at the destination and stayed there.

The electric reboot could still go wrong. A 2028 timeline is long enough for mission creep, for features added by committee, for a price that floats north before the car ever reaches a driveway. The reveal at Paris will tell us something. The production version will tell us everything.

But right now, the fact that a major European automaker looked at the EV market, looked at who's being priced out of it, and responded with a $17,000 car named after the least apologetic vehicle in automotive history — that alone is worth paying attention to.

Cheap isn't a compromise. It's a choice. Citroën just made it out loud.

End — Filed from the desk